D3 body, D1 cock
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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