Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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