How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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