she peed on how many people?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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