I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I pour the whiskey from now on