i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.