Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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