He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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