Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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