are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
