4 words: hood of his car
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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