how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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