Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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