I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
