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Dad?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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