Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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