You work out of a Hotel?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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