i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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