Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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