i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
