Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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