I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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