My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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