she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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