Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Are we still banned from the library?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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