I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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