Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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