I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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