I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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