I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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