How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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