On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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