Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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