bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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