He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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