I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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