Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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