I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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