god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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