If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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