About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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