would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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