there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.