I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you told grandpa to call you daddy
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.