you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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