You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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