Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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