it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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