Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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