My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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