You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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