I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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