i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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