smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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