Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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