what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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