we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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